Spooks and Ghouls put on your boots and jewels
Gym, tan and then get highlights with the wolfman
Now TW we don't mean to trouble you
but the graveyard's started shifting toward the bar at the W
the Argus lent the Cyclops his eyelash pencil
and then they Wiggled their Tendrils!

So shake the cobwebs off to hard gore and soft goth
let's paint this town red from the Twilight till the Dawn of the Dead
the skeleton says its worth chancing the bones he'll break dancing
the mummy (freestyle) unwraps to the marilyn manson
they all made jack o'lantern t-shirts with a homemade stencil
and then they Wiggled their Tendrils

It's dracula's time, but he's just all aflutter
with a bat in the belfrey and his mind in the gutter
He'll come down from his castle and we'll rise from the grave
to do the newest dance craze for the maimed and depraved

First take two steps to the right and turn widdershins
ghouls lift your limbs and wiggle your tendrils
zombies stomp your feet like you're raisin dead beats
ghosts shake your sheets and wiggle your tendrils

Call an exorcist your head is spinning right round
Turn the lights down and wiggle your tendrils
Be like medusa and do the watussa
snakes on her brain she shakes her cabussa and wiggles her tendrils

we got trick or treat beats so come cut footloose
take three shots of Betelgeuse and wiggle your tendrils
wear your scream mask your hockey mask your mask of michael myers
the vampire turned his amp up higher and wiggled his tendrils

alien breaksouts make you lose your takeout
until you twist and shout and Wiggle your Tendrils
you can do the swim but watch out for the fin
everybody jaws hands!

If the cauldron gets too smokey we'll go out for karaoke…