I know the cat castle’s scary yeah but that’s alright
I wanna get real spooky on a Halloween night
I’m getting real sick and tired of the party scene
People wear the same costumes and I think they’re really weak

Yeah the partying was fun back when I was twenty-one
But the same lame hipsters try to out do everyone
I thought that Teen Wolf 2 was funny the first time that I saw it
Now I’m getting’ kinda bored and I’m ready to get off it

The cat castle’s scary yeah but that’s okay
‘Cause this is one night of the year it’s supposed to be that way
When I think of all the options there’s just one that I foresee
I wanna go to the cat castle for this Halloween

Well I tend to like cats and castles too
But the horrors of this place are nothing new
My cousin’s friend’s dad, went in on a dare
And he’s still covered with fur with whiskers and a tail

They say the cats are larger than the tigers in the zoo
That the walls are made of bones and they’re eating eyeball stew
The carpet’s made of human hair and all you hear are screams
Of people seeing kitty cats attack them in their dreams

The evening doesn’t sound like it’s my dreamland
But if I get real scared I could hold his hand
I know she’s freaked out but she’s looking great
I hope the cat castle will be our first date

Well now look over there, what do I see inside
Thirty cats in party clothes
Is that the electric slide?
There’s candy corn and mallomars and even a few smarties
I never even knew just how much cats could party

They’re looking our way but with no animosity
Do you think that maybe you would dance with me?
Oh that’s so sweet, I was hoping you would ask me
Those slinky kitty cats make me wanna shake my booty

Those cats are not just scary things they’re having fun and all I see
Is love between these furry ones and also you and me
No evidence of frightening ones just happy cats for everyone
These kittens are just little things with big big hearts that love to sing of love
Love, love, love…